Holder of the Oceans
In any city and in any country across the globe, go to any public aquarium you can get yourself to. The New England Aquarium is advised for obtaining this Holder. You MUST bring a writing utensil with you. Failure to do so will not let you obtain the object. Once you get yourself into the aquarium, use the utensil you brought with you to write the Holder's name on the back of your hand. Once you do, discard the utensil and travel to the nearest exhibit that can fit multiple people within. Once you get to the top, jump in. Do not let anyone stop you.
Regardless if the exhibit is covered or not, you will dive into the exhibit. When you are inside, you will find yourself not in the exhibit you just dived into, but a seemingly endless coral reef. Said reef is filled with a colossal variety of sea life, and even creatures that exist far below the surface thrive here. There are also sea creatures swimming around that have long since gone extinct. At this point, you can breathe underwater as if you were one of the many fish in the reef. If there is simply a reef without fish, swim to the surface lest the corals spring up and drag you to your demise. You will find yourself in an endless ocean, with no land in sight. You reach no land, no matter how much you swim. You will drown here, and the aquatic monstrosities will feast upon your flesh.
Otherwise, you will sink to the bottom of the reef, and your feet will touch the vast arrays of coral. Standing on said coral will feel as if thousands of shards of glass have penetrated your skin. Do not cry out, for if you do, the reef and its inhabitants will devour you. Walk along the coral until you see an opening large enough for a man to fit through. Drop though this opening and allow yourself to sink into the bottom of a vertical tunnel composed entirely of coral. If you try to stop yourself, the tunnel will grow tighter and tighter until nothing of you remains.
If you do not stop yourself by this time, you will eventually reach a void filled with nothing but water. You then must call out "Will the sea consume us all?" and nothing more. If you call out anything else, the abominations hidden in the shadows will tear you limb from limb. Once you ask the question, a truly colossal entity will approach you. It is the size of an island, and looks just like an Eastern Fiddler Ray. Sea angels the size of men swim around and hitch rides on its back. Among them is a single Chambered nautilus that the sea angels seem to worship like a god. Swim to the nautilus and slaughter it with your bare hands. While you slaughter the nautilus, the sea angels will stop what they're doing and face you. You will feel and aura of hate and animosity radiate from them. Do not take a break or falter in your efforts, as if you do, the sea angels will surround you and drag you deeper and deeper into the waters until your skull implodes due to the increasing water pressure. Once you kill the nautilus, consume its flesh and leave no scrap of meat behind. If you do, the many sea angels will surround you and feast upon your flesh for all eternity, avenging their lost master. Once you consume every last scrap of the nautilus's flesh, the many sea angels will surround you and seemingly praise you as if you were their savior. You will then fall asleep in the water and wake up floating in the waters near the aquarium with the nautilus's cracked shell lying on your stomach.
The nautilus shell is object 546. Dare you see what is contained within?
Holder of the Machine
In any city and in any country across the globe, go to any factory you can get yourself into. At the front desk, ask to see where they create 'The Holder of the Machine'. If the man calls for security, it's already too late for you. Pray for a swift death. If the man looks down and shakes his head, you have come to the right place. He will lead you through an Employees Only door. You must go through, lest he transforms into a machine and makes you suffer for attempting to obtain this holder. Once you make your way through the doorway, close and lock the door behind you. You will not be able to reopen it, as it the lock is much more secure and complex than it looks.
On the other side of the door, you will see a maintenance tunnel that seems to stretch on and on for infinity. Doors line one end of the tunnel. On the other side of these doors are bedrooms, where you may rest. However, there is a chance that machines will silently invade the room in the night and steal one of your limbs while you sleep. If you lose your arms and legs, they will take your head as well. Walk to the other end, though this process may take days to complete. If you blink and see a run down version of the tunnel, close your eyes and shout "Stop! I wish to see our creations!". If you reopen them and see the same run down tunnel, the pipes lining the tunnels will burst and spray you with superheated steam. Don't worry. Your death will be far too swift for you to feel anything. If you reopen your eyes and see the clean version of the tunnel, it is safe to proceed. When you reach the door at the very end, it is locked with a code written next to a keypad. Type down the code and enter the door once it opens.
On the other side of the door is an immense factory where technological marvels too advanced for the mortal mind to comprehend are being constructed. Cyborgs stand guard over the machines as they are created. Do not stop and stare at the process for too long, for if you do, the cyborgs will restrain you and slowly transform you into one of them. Walk among the construction processes as they do their businesses, and look for a door marked "DANGER. DO NOT ENTER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES". Open this door and close it behind you. You will see a massive, tumor-like machine suspended from the ceiling by many cables. It is covered in screens that display scenes too horrific for one to gaze upon for too long. Below it is an old man with a long, tapering beard that is seemingly hooked up to the machine through a headset. Ask him "How will our machines progress?", and he will recount every tragedy and incident caused by mankind's machines in excruciating detail. Ask him anything else, and the machine above him will integrate you into its mass. If you manage to listen to his stories with your sanity intact, he will remove the headset, which pulls his head off. Once this happens, the machine will shut down and fall to the floor, shattering like glass. A small, faint green light will appear in the center of the room, where the old man once stood. Its source is a trinket with a green LED light. Take it, and a door will appear in front of you. Walk through this door, and you will find yourself in your house.
The trinket is object 547. If the button on its underside is pressed, it will solve a problem of your choosing. However, the more problems the trinket solves, the more your sanity decreases.
Holder of the Glitch
To obtain this Holder, you must play a video game that is well known for being extremely glitchy. Games such as Tony Hawk Skater Pro 5, Sonic the Hedgehog 2006, and Goat Simulator are recommended for obtaining this holder. As you play the game, you must have a holder next to your computer. The holders that are recommended for this are the Holder of Reality and the Holder of Data. As you play, as the glitches begin to start, they will slowly get worse and worse until the game becomes completely unplayable. Whatever you do, do not close the game, for doing so will bring a fate upon you so foul that even the foulest of demons will be shocked by the description of your death.
Should you continue playing, the game will be reduced to just your player character standing in a multicolored room with flashing lights, warping colors, and utterly impossible architecture. A mote of golden light will appear in front of the character and lead your character through what seems like an endless maze of glitchy code. Should you take an incorrect turn, the glitches will spread outside of the screen and all over your body, making you feel the pain of thousands of other Seekers who tried to obtain the objects. Make your way through the maze, and the screen will flash white, and white arms will come through the screen and pull you through. If you struggle against their grip, they will abruptly burn through your flesh, bones, heart, and soul like you were nothing. If you do not struggle, you will find yourself in a pure white room with a man in a business suit standing in front of you. If you see a strange block of glitched pixels instead of the man, you will dissolve into pixels too quick for you to feel anything. Ask the man "How will the glitch in reality change us?" and nothing else. If you ask him anything else, he will put his hands on your shoulders and cause you to dissolve into pixels at a rate so slow, you will continue dissolving for all eternity. Ask him the question, and he will laugh maniacally before handing you a cartridge for Pokémon Blue. You will then wake up in your bed with the cartridge in hand and the game you used for obtaining the holder missing from your computer. Do not buy the game again and play it again, for if you do, you will die in a fashion so horrible that your casket will be bolted shut.
The game cartridge is object 548. As reality bends to Their will, be sure you do not bend as well.